Doing His Part

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Jay, 3 weeks ago: "Honey, should we get rid of this buttermilk?"
Lynn: "No, let's hang onto it a bit longer."

Jay, 2 weeks ago: "Honey, should we get rid of this buttermilk?"
Lynn: "No, let's hang onto it a bit longer."

Jay, 1 week ago: "Honey, should we get rid of this buttermilk?"
Lynn: "No, let's hang onto it a bit longer."

Jay, this morning: "I'd better get rid of this buttermilk before somebody sells it to al Qaeda."

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