Get Off My Lawn!

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What is it with the toilet paper in women’s bathroom? Today at work the two humongous rolls were packed so tight in their plastic overcase that I literally could not get one square to come out. I had to reach my hand through the bottom of the casing, then maneuver inside to get the inner roll to move, freeing one square every 30 seconds or so. And have you noticed that, in public restrooms, the dispenser is placed so close to the floor that it becomes nearly impossible to use in a sanitary manner? First you have to put your hand nearly to the floor to even grasp the hanging paper, then pull down and rip every 2 or 3 inches because otherwise your hand will bump against the dirty floor. In this manner you can manage to put together 10 or 20 pieces of toilet paper scraps for one use.

How long, O Lord, how long?

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