More Scientific Discovery
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FedEx delivered a package to me this morning. And while I'm sure the delivery guy is a very nice man, he didn't have the buff physique and swaggering good looks of your typical UPS delivery guy. Which started me thinking about how UPS achieves that. Selective hiring? A reputation for buff guys that makes buff guys want to associate themselves with the brand?
Which led me to the following theorem:
UPS = Hooters for men
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FedEx delivered a package to me this morning. And while I'm sure the delivery guy is a very nice man, he didn't have the buff physique and swaggering good looks of your typical UPS delivery guy. Which started me thinking about how UPS achieves that. Selective hiring? A reputation for buff guys that makes buff guys want to associate themselves with the brand?
Which led me to the following theorem:
UPS = Hooters for men
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posted by Anonymous at
1:44 PM
2 Comments:
hmm. yes, but only if UPS hires their men based on the size of their, ah, packages. otherwise, it's just happy, happy window dressing.
Hooters for men! aHAHAHhhahahAHhahahHAHAHAHhh! LW, you crack me up.
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